While my boss might think that I have been able to perform this feat for years (I tend to be tardy); Scientists have been able to put mice into a hibernation by doing some stuff to them. [Read the article to find out more]

The hope here is that they can induce hibernation in humans to allow for long space flights. Maybe a better use would be to allow one to hibernate until the world doesn’t suck ass. (Yes, I know it’s a gerbil in the picture! Not a mouse!) Christ people!